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XL Foil Balloons (2 Pack) – Old As Sh*t, Funny Over the Hill Birthday
XL Foil Balloons (2 Pack) – Old As Sh*t, Funny Over the Hill Birthday
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$19.00
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$19.00
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Add a fun pop of color to any celebration 🎉
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About This
About This
About This
- Embrace Your Age: This poop-shaped Mylar balloon proudly declares you’re “old as shit”—because sugarcoating is for cakes, not birthdays. Balloon measures 40 inches tall once inflated.
- Easy Inflation: Easy to blow up, hard to ignore. Works with helium tanks or air for quick setup; a straw is included for easy inflation, deflation, and reuse.
- Built to Last: This Mylar balloon is built to last longer than your knees. It’s sure to keep its shape, shine, and sarcasm.
- Double the Fun: Comes in a 2-pack—double the profanity, double the fun.
- Hilarious Over-The-Hill Gag: Guaranteed to get laughs at any birthday party. Makes a funny gag gift, too!
Overview
- Occasion : Party
- Color : Old as Sh-t
- Included Components : Filling Pump
- Theme : Funny
- Material : Foil
- Unit Count : 2.0 Count
- Item dimensions L x W x H : 23.5 x 5 x 22 inches
- Size : 40 inches
- Brand : GOOFBALLS
- CPSIA Cautionary Statement : No Warning Applicable
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- Bright, playful colors for eye-catching desserts
- Perfect for birthdays, themed parties, and celebrations
- Great for cakes, cupcakes, cookies, and more
- Easy way to add a fun finishing touch
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
- Orders are typically processed within 1–3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on destination and shipping method.
Tracking
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Returns & Refunds
- We accept returns within 30 days of delivery for unused items in their original packaging. If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, please contact us with photos and your order number.
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